Here's a car I won't be buying

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/25/2019 at 08:49 • Filed to: Cars I won't be buying for my daughter

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DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 08:56

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“Will need some work before it gets a sticker.”

I think it has enough stickers already.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 08:58

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You can tell just by looking at that one photo that every wheel has had multiple encounters with curbs.

The way the bottom of the front bumper looks, it’s been driven forward over parking curbs as well.


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 08:59

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watch out for rotted out suspension k members on those cars.  I’ve seen quite a few in my area of the rust belt.  Some cases, the body wasn’t even what I would call too bad. Light rocker rust, not holes thru yet.  Climbed under to check the floor pans and radiator support, Boom Rot holes in the suspension K member.  I really wanted to build a ZX3 for a while too. 


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Chuckles
03/25/2019 at 09:03

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That is why it takes work to get more.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > nermal
03/25/2019 at 09:05

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It's had a hard life to be sure.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > nerd_racing
03/25/2019 at 09:06

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Yeah, I've heard bad stories of the rear suspension on these basically rusting into one piece as well


Kinja'd!!! 66P1800inpieces > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 09:21

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Is that the stock radio? It looks so horrible. 


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 09:22

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yikes.  My girlfriend was looking at a ZX4 and I steered her as far from it as I could.  She already had a rotted out impala (05) that you couldn’t jack up to change a flat.  Crumbled worse than bleu cheese. 


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > 66P1800inpieces
03/25/2019 at 09:23

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If I’m not mistaken it is also not double din sized because fuck you guys.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > nerd_racing
03/25/2019 at 09:24

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It’s a shame they are decent cars otherwise. 


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 09:26

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Oh for sure. The Zetec engine was nice, and they were light and fairly well suspension-ed .


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 09:35

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I’m pretty sure that car has already given its life for all of our automotive sins.


Kinja'd!!! benn454 > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 09:40

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 They say the more bumper stickers on a car, the more likely they are to road rage. I would give this car a very wide berth.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 09:45

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I bet the owner is a real peach, too.


Kinja'd!!! DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 09:52

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For as bad as the outside is, the interior is surprisingly clean( ish ) .


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back
03/25/2019 at 10:06

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I might even go as far as to say shockingly clean. The car has clearly been loved but loved hard.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > fintail
03/25/2019 at 10:06

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She’s got some crazy nails.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often
03/25/2019 at 10:07

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“ I’m not dead yet!”

-This car, probably.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 10:12

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Oh, those are flowers...looked liked swastikas in a white background to me


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 11:09

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You’ll be dead in a moment. 


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
03/25/2019 at 11:13

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I think I'll go for a drive!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/25/2019 at 11:27

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That wouldn't really surprise me with everything else going on


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CalzoneGolem
03/25/2019 at 16:45

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I HATE when people use their finger to obscure license plates... Can you at least use a leaf or something? This creeps me the fuck out every time... for some reason. I’m also pissed that they don’t just take the time to quickly edit it out. But most of all it’s just a gut-reaction, it creeps me out.


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/25/2019 at 17:12

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They probably were.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
03/26/2019 at 08:22

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I don’t get why they feel the need to obscure plates at all, but it’s not terribly difficult to take pictures that don’t show the plates.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CalzoneGolem
03/26/2019 at 09:08

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Yeah, I don’t either. I guess maybe it’s a nice feeling that people can’t run your plates by simply looking at a CL ad.


Kinja'd!!! lscrx > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
03/28/2019 at 10:30

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If you have the Carfax mobile app, you can “add” a new car to your garage with just the license plate, and have access to the service history.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > lscrx
03/28/2019 at 15:27

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oh cool! and also a good reason to obscure the plate in some cases, haha.